On the eve of the start of the new AG:F1 season, the drivers have been told what teams they'll be driving for, so we take a tongue in cheek look at how they'll line up in Division 2 and predict how well (or badly) they'll do.
Williams
paullowes80 - came into his own in the latter part of last season and proved to many that he was the one of the best drivers in the division. He'll certainly find it hard to dominate in the slowest car.
Diode X - He was a clear championship winner in Season 1, but that was in a Ferrari. Season 2 saw him drop to the middle of the pack in even cars however. Capable of putting in very fast laps, but may struggle to podium in a Williams.
Alfa Romeo
Hilly89 - drops down to Division 2 after struggling to in the top division. A very good driver but might struggle in one of the slower cars.
Harryn9000 - May have the nickname Wreck-it-Ralph but he didn't cause a single crash all last season. Thats what he told me anyway.
Alpine
Big B 1970 - On the one hand, he doesn't crash out very often, on the other hand he doesn't make the podium very often. Loves racing in the rain.
andybrill89 - Another driver dropping down a division. Last time he was in Div 2 he blagged a Mercedes, no such luck this time.
Aston Martin
Berty44 - Should do very well in the Aston Martin, as long as it doesn't rain. If the heavens open, expect to see his car parked sideways in the tyre wall.
Tunners1 - Has finished mid table or lower in the last 2 seasons, but his ability to stick in fast laps shows his potential, but also means he doesn't get a great car.
Alphatauri
ItsOnlyJEFF9108 - Came 2nd last season in the F2 cars so has potential to challenge at the top, as long as he can reduce the tendency to randomly crash his car.
payne wales - Has been middle of the championship table for the previous 2 seasons but has been hampered by a fair amount of bumps and shunts. If he avoids damaging his car he should place highly.
McLaren
Riverman - With this car it wouldn't be a surprise to see him rack up a few fastest lap times, and he could be successful if he just stopped crashing into pit walls!
S8TY - Another driver who will do very well if he can just eliminate the errors. Along with his team mate, it wouldn't surprise me to see Mclaren topping the Constructors table.
Ferrari
Red Rhinoceros - Usually races well for the first three quarters of a race, then crashes. If only he didn't get distracted by phone calls in the middle of races!
Curlywurky - Didn't do too well last time with F1 cars, which is probably why he has been given a drive with Ferrari, but I think he's improved since then.
Mercedes
Gazgrass - Has been consistently mediocre in the last couple of seasons, but that doesn't mean he cant pull a great result out of the bag now and again, especially as he has the best car on the grid.
Wizzfox - Fairly new to the game, with a driving style that sometimes can be politely described as 'erratic', but if he can avoid damage, could challenge for the odd podium finish.