Rhino Meets Emotional Worm

It's time for another Rhino Meets.....and this time my guest is EmotionalWorm who only yesterday got his first league win of the season beating me and ruining my 7 game winning streak !

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Rhino meets Niwintz

It's time for instalment 3 of our Rhino Meets series and this time I tracked down one of AG's men from Northern Ireland , one of our Transfer Admins and League One promotion candidate Niwintz.

Rhino : Where does your username come from ?

Niwintz : My nickname from a young kid was wintz (my surname is Winters), I added the ni to the start NOT because I am from Northern Ireland but I messed my gamertag email up and it was easier to change from wintz to niwintz.

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Rhino Meets DiodeX

In our second installment of Rhino Meets ....... I introduce my long time late night buddy Diodex


Let's get straight into this one mate ;

You have an unusual username , where does it come from ?
I work in Electronics, its the word that worked best and the X was cos someone already had Diode! fuckers. And you numpties, Its DI ODE, not DIO DE!

2. Where do you come from?
I live in a very sleepy village in Dorset, with blinding fast 12meg Fibre...

3. After 2 rounds you are in 5th position in league one, do you feel you have what it takes this season to compete for a playoff place? What position would you be happy with?
LOL, no. I figure I did ok to get a win from Burnzee and Tunners, but playing the Niwintz, Big B and Jobis will be my ultimate downfall, even your elite team will bend me over backwards. Anyone can beat me. And 7/8th is the best I can hope for.

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Expansion Continues - Berty's TGC Tour Round Up

Our number on the TGC Tour continues to grow with the good news that last week Goldenbeard earned his card by completing Q-School. Dickie shot -13 which was a decent score on a tricky course to finish 164th and earn a card on CC-F. An experienced player at the golf game he only made a recent return to competitive action and will be hoping to rise through the tour.

Joe continued his fine form on CC-A and for the second week in a row he managed to eliminate one of the demotion strikes he was carrying. Joe shot -25 to finish in 96th place, just one shot good enough to clear the strike. He has one strike remaining but with the fine run he is on he will hopefully clear that this week.

Red Rhinoceros had also been showing good from recently, even coming close to a top 20 place last week but he came crashing back down to earth this week with a 127th place finish on -16 on CC-B. Still with no strikes he will be hoping to rediscover his form for both the TGC and the ongoing Ryder Cup.

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Rhino Meets ....... SoggyCabbages

As part of mine and Big B's Weekly Round Up we will interview a League One member. This week is the turn of SoggyCabbages who was a great sport ;

1. Where does the name SoggyCabbages come from ?

7 or 8 years ago I had one of those rubbish Xbox-generated gamertags (OpenedAutumn58). So I sat down to think of new names and whilst dunking a biscuit in my tea I had an epiphany - SoggyBiscuits. Fortunately that was taken, because a young me didn't take into account any sexual connotations of that phrase. So I thought "what else is Soggy that I've eaten recently?" And the answer to that was Cabbages. Hence 'SoggyCabbages'.

2. Which opponent in Season 25 are you looking forward to playing and why ?

Has to be niwintz. I've played him dozens of times in friendlies and in league matches and have only ever managed to take a result from him a couple of times. I used to constantly lose 3/4 to nil but recent games have been closer. I feel this season I'll finally manage to tame the Wintz.

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League One Round Up - Week 1

Niwintz and Dangermouse ran riot in League 1 - both managers felt they had something to prove after disappointing campaigns in season 24 and they started with a bang.



The transfer admin from Northern Ireland was obviously still smarting after the play off defeat to Red Rhinoceros as he smashed last season’s struggler Wizzfox by 13 goals to 0 over the two games.The first game was 0-0 at half time but Niwintz simply turned on the turbos and didn’t look back. Kluivert and Kamano did the damage with 5 goals each !

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